Not sure what to get your grossly-rich gamer friend?

How about a suede steering wheel that starts at $1,003 or a $ 65,000 holographic tv? Heck, you know you're friend already has 5 plasma tvs, but does he/she have 30-flat screen monitors laid out on one wall? Didn't think so and for only $252,000 it's a steal. And by "it's a steal" i mean "you're going to have to steal it because we all know you won't last the 10+ years without eating since that's how long it will take to almost be able to afford this flat screen decadence". More obscenly expensive gifts over at chris morris' Game Over column.